Stolen from House of lime…but this won’t be half as witty!
FOOD-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
eh bien seulement francais tu sais!
What is your favourite sit-down restaurant?
Indian Takeout you can’t take me anywhere, I eat too much and then get loud on one glass of wine. I’m a cheap date.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it ? typically fantastial for a woman of a certain age, a bit of variety please, Hugh Jackman with side portion of Gerard Butler
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
you think I’ll have room or time?
What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and blackcurrant jam either mine or BonneMamans
TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house?
One very big one
What colour cell phone do you have?
Purple
What does the first text message in your in box say and who sent it?
Out of context they all sound positively porno!
Who was the last person to call you?
Editorial dept Vogue magazine (don’t get too excited) they wanted me to advertise with them.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I have two and they both work for me, right.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Well I had some help with my daughter after 3 days, you don’t want the details surely?
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Internally my 9lb 10.5oz daughter. Externally, an installation at the Museum.
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No way José!
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
You don’t read my blog do you?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
With medical attention standing by? Add another bloody nought then?
DUMBOLOGY
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
you have seen me naked haven’t you!
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Me nah never have! Er have I? nah.
Last person you talked to in person?
Larry just came downstairs from his office for an iced drink
Favourite Month?
August and December, sorry has to be two.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
Always
Mood?
overcast, but promises to brighten up later.
What are you listening to?
Dido, which probably explains it. I said Dido!
Watching?
People, I love people watching( I remember a corner cafe au Place de la Madeliene, Paris. Or anywhere really.
Worrying about?
Read my blog!
RANDOMOLOGY
What’s the last movie you watched ?
Lost in Translation for 6th time, twice in last few weeks. Neither Larry nor my son had seen it, so l watched it with them individually. Larry kinda liked it, a bit. My son is on the same page as me though.
Do you smile often?
What else is there to hide behind.
Do you always answer your phone?
No.
It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
My daughter saying she’ll be home soon. Waiting for a taxi. Sigh, I will be asleep soon then.
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn’t
What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic Drive In ?
I don’t know what that is. Does it require batteries?
Do you own a digital camera?
Yes but it isn’t a SLR. Soon though, very soon.
Have you ever had a pet fish? That’s kinda the answer to my second favourite joke. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? FISH and yes I had a fish when I was staying in the States, when I left my friend Patience, it lived for several years.
Favorite Christmas song? Fairytale of New York, the Pogues with Kirsty McColl.
What’s on your wish list for your birthday? A ticket to see Johnny Hallyday, he’s giving up touring so its last chance saloon. A Trip to Paris or Florence, Rome, Barcelona, Amsterdam. London. NYC. Anywhere really. As long as I can go see Museums & Galleries!
Can you do push ups? You shouldn’t ask a lady that.
Can you do a chin up? Which one?
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Pass-ed out!
Do you have any saved texts. No I always delete the evidence!
Ever been in a car wreck? Thankfully not.
Do you have an accent? My kids and everyone up here in Cumbria think I sound like an East-ender! I think I am accent less, but apparently not.
Songs to make you cry? Jeez there are so many, I’m a sop!
Wichita Lineman/Glen Campbell
Je t’aime comme je respire- Johnny Hallyday
Over the Rainbow – Judy Garland
Almost Blue- Diana Krall/Elvis Costello/Alison Moyet
Memphis Skyline – Rufus Wainwright
I can’t make you love me – Bonnie Raitt
Songbird- Fleetwood Mac
Blue eyes- Elton John and many more
Hope there is someone – Anthony & The Johnsons
A piece of sky – Barbra Streisand
Plans tonight? Taxi driving for the kids/supermarket, you wanna swap?
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? I hit my bottom most days!
Name 3 things you bought yesterday? a coffee/ a chicken / crusty bread
Have you ever been given roses? Yes the most magnificent bunch were sent to me on my 40th by a girlfriend. Larry sent me some (I think) for my 21st
Current worry? My work contract comes to an end in March, I’ve started worrying about it not being renewed. If so do I go back to retail, it’s changed so. I’m too old for them now perhaps and actually too qualified. Been there seen it done it. New challenges ahead for me.
Current hate right now? Anyone need a spare tyre?
Met someone who changed your life? When? Bit obvious but kids change your life don’t they, again and again and again
What song represents you? I dunno. I guess for me it would be Je ne regrette rien. I just asked Larry and he agreed that would represent me well. But it was a whole different matter if the question was, 'what songs reminds me of you!
What were you doing 12 AM last night? Dreaming!
