Today it was very quiet at work, we know why, I just posted about it. I have been reading a transactional therapy book. Specifically considering looking at things from different perspectives and towards the end I read this .... and it made me laugh right out loud. I hope you like it.
The 'George Carlin' Theory
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get
at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating ... and you finish off as an orgasm!
Firstly, this wasn't written by George Carlin,
nor as far as is known performed by him,
but it is in the style of the late great George Carlin.
It occurs to me that it also resembles the story of Benjamin Button!
