BS5 has thrown down the gauntlet to complete this meme. His is much funnier though!
What are your initials? FFF!
What is your favourite thing to wear? My pj’s
Last thing you ate? Burger and salad no bun.
Name one thing that scares you: ill health
I say Shotgun, you say: James Clavell novel?
Who was the last person in your bed? The dog,
What were you doing at 7:00am? Struggling to get up!
Last person you hugged? My son last night
Does anyone you know want to date you? Uh? Doubt it.
When was your last encounter with the police? Indirectly ….last week, I got a speeding ticket from Southampton docks in August, my first ever ticket in 30 years! And they offered to ‘rehabilitate' me with a course in Soton'
Have you ever driven without a license? No
The last place you went out to dinner? Last night pasta at Franco’s
Do you like your name? Yes.
What time of the day is it? 19.15
Who/What made you angry today? No one….yet
Do you want anyone? To cut the grass? Take out the garbage? Let me at the remote? Yeah anyone will do!
Do you like birds? I’m partial to pheasant and partridge in a pie.
Favourite holiday? Sun and several good books and a soupcon of culture.
Do you download music? Yes
Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes!
Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? I like them, but haven’t had the courage as yet.
What are you doing tonight? This and then a shower… Little Britain USA...then bad with a book
Do you like to cuddle? Yes
Do you love anyone? Not just anyone.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night? My own
Have you ever bungee jumped? No way, I’m a scaredy cat!
Have you ever gone whitewater rafting? No, water is too frightening! As suburbia said!
Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you! No comment.
How many pets do you have? 1 dog, 1 rabbit, 2 teenagers
Have you met a real redneck? yip
How is the weather right now? Starting to get dark, chilly but dry for the moment, lets not tempt fate here!
What are you listening to right now? The kids are watching Friends … Monica and Chandlers wedding…again...l can hear it.
What was the last movie you watched? 'The Women' last week
Do you wear contacts? Very occasionally these days
Where was the last place you went besides your house? Work at the museum today.
What are you wearing? My work gear
What's one thing you've learned this year? 50 is okay actually!
What do you usually order from Starbucks? Skinny latte grande with a lemon cinnamon twist
Ever had someone sing to you? Yes, Mariachi’s
Have you ever fired a gun: Without a bullet, does that ‘count’
Are you missing someone? Often times
Favourite TV show? At the moment , Strictly Come Dancing…its fun and frivolous
What do you have an obsession with? I plead the fifth!
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? .. decades a go when I had an afro perm.
Who would you like to see right now? My Mum.
Ever had a near death experience? no…
Are you afraid of falling in love? Hardly
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Yes
Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Yes
Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? Nickleback, I haven t heard of the others.
What's something that really bugs you? Bad manners
Do you like Michael Jackson? Love his music, attended a Bad concert at WeM-berly
Taco Bell or Burger King? Taco bell, was great in 1984. I’ve reported Burger King to the health people yuk
Next time you will kiss someone? The kids tonight
Favorite baseball team? Detroit Tigers, only team l’ve seen or know of.
Ever call a 1-900 phone number? No, is that a ‘naughty’ number?
Nipple or Nose rings? Neither
What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? Have you ever had a newborn?! I’m with suburbia..
Last time you went bowling? 2 years ago.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept? The most uncomfortable was the mail carriage on the milk train back from Victoria station may bank holiday 1976, 4am from the Who concert at Charlton fc.
Who was your last phone call? To? My pal last night.
What does your last received text message say? Thanks leave it on my desk, l’ll deal with it on Tuesday.
What's the closest orange object to you? The Apocolypse now book by Paul Cowie, on the shelf behind me.
So there you have it. Feel free to try it!