Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Womens' Wisdom

This was sent to me recently by a friend, who obviously knows me pretty damn well!


Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?

That's my idea of a perfect day!



5 comments:

  1. Perfect for me too! The thing is when my mind leaves me, where does it go?? Haven't seen it too much today :)

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  2. The chocolate thing always confused me too!

    Do you know you wrote 9 posts while I was away? You've been busy!

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  3. I have ? probably full of nervous energy not expended on holiday fretting that all would be well...l shouldnt have worried but you do, don;t you...anyway how is everything with you..?

    saz x

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  4. She sounds like my kind of friend!

    Here's to more chocolate. To hell with the weight gain!!

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  5. I can identify with so many of those comments and here is another one to add.

    You have a problem when you are half way up stairs and can not remenber whether you are going up or coming down.

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Thanks for stopping by!

Take the weight of your feet, draw up a chair and pour yourself a cuppa. Leave your troubles at the door and together we shall ride out the storms.
I will walk a while in your shoes...

Saz x