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Reasons to value women over 50!

I found this on the net and thought it appropriate and funny enough to share! (though I can't say I'm this confident!)

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage."

Comments

  1. Hello! Kind of a kick in the last part of that!

    Oink Oink!

    :)

    BS5

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  2. just a gentle nudge...all in good fun honest!!


    sara x

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  3. Quite right too!

    You wouldn't believe how sexy I look sitting here right now ... in stretched off-the-shoulder woolly cardi, baggy sweat-pants, unwashed hair and fluffy slippers.

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  4. Liz, hi!! we share the same style in clothing then LOL..

    have a great day....I wont, l'm off to work on a 12 hour day ..yuk!!
    sarax

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  5. Hi there (both of you!) How was your day? F, F and F, if you commented at 9.15am I guess your dozen hour day is yet to end....

    Liz - nice to see you here randomly and over from Sub's place!

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  6. 9.40pm and home at lasion excersize with the.. long day, with an evacuation exercise att he end of it, with the police and 2 fire engines in attendance. We had to save paintings and artifacts form the museum and art gallery...it was good fun actually and VERy hard work..l'm soo knackered...but wide awake too duh!! thanks for asking...3 days till long weekend...sigh

    Sara x

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  7. sorry that was terrible typing, shows am past it!! tired not the age l mean..


    rewritten....'9.40pm and home at last, a long day, with an evacuation exercise at the end of it, with the police and 2 fire engines in attendance. We had to save paintings and artifacts from the museum and art gallery...it was good fun actually and VERy hard work..l'm soo knackered...but wide awake too duh!! thanks for asking...3 days till long weekend...sigh.

    sara x

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  8. That does sound a busy, fun day! A sofa and some wine are the solution!

    I liked the red lipstick pic' on this post, by the way!

    Still plenty of roast beef (rare) here if you want some!

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  9. I think I'm an over 50 in a 38 year old's body judging by those descriptors!

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