Friday, 11 July 2008


How many MENOPAUSAL women does it take to change a light bulb ?

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the f# &%! ** light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

Sara x


  1. LOL, Have you been living at my house for awhile?? My husband and daughter would drown in a sea of garbage and dirty dishes if left to their own devices.
    Enjoyed your earlier posts,too. Turning 50 is's better than the downside of 50, which is where I am:)

  2. Hi there, how are you? I hope you don't mind me looking in! I came across your Blog via a comment on Suburbia's blog, and that is a blog I like very much (we are both in Bristol). I figured that if you liked hers, I would like yours! It was the picture of the over laden lorry that sealed it (I am a bloke, and therefore simple and easily entertained!)

    Have a good Sunday and keep cool about five-oh!


    PS: I can change a light bulb with the best of them!

  3. Ha ha ha! Glad I made a return visit. You sound like my mum! (that's a compliment by the way) Will be back, WM x

  4. Ooops forgot to say.... thanks for visiting mine!

  5. Oh you have just become one of my 'followers' :D and so I thought I would explore your bloggy bits too!

    I have just read the first 3 of your entries and I can relate to everyone of them!! I can see I am going to enjoy following you x


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